(22:59:28) Tabasco: things I wish for in life: Lucy Lieu, become prime minister of Quebec, and a girlfriend
(22:59:29) Tophu: 4 votes that's enough BURN HER
(22:59:42) Tophu: hahahaha rhe i thought that was slausher hahahahahah
(22:59:43) JBCG: Nay
(22:59:44) Cleo_Striden: xD
(22:59:46) Cleo_Striden: RHE
(22:59:50) Slausher: ROFL
(22:59:53) Cleo_Striden: me too
(22:59:54) Slausher: I THOUGHT THAT WAS ME
(23:00:00) Tophu: HAHAHA
(23:00:01) JBCG: I'M RHE
(23:00:05) JBCG: I'M AWESOME
(23:00:07) Tabasco: HAHAHAHAHA
(23:00:11) JBCG: BOW DOWN TO ME NOW
(23:00:15) JBCG: OR FACE MY WRATH
(23:00:23) Tophu: NO ONE TELLS ME TO BOW DOWN
(23:00:25) Tophu: FOR I AM ALSO RHE
(23:00:27) Tabasco: i'd say thats about accurate, yeah
(23:00:34) Cleo_Striden: safg
(23:00:35) Cleo_Striden: dfg
(23:00:35) Cleo_Striden: sdfg
(23:00:35) Tophu tackles Rhe
(23:00:35) Cleo_Striden: df
(23:00:35) Cleo_Striden: vv
(23:00:39) Cleo_Striden: SHUT
(23:00:40) Cleo_Striden: THE
(23:00:41) Cleo_Striden: *****
(23:00:42) Cleo_Striden: UP
(23:00:44) Cleo_Striden: LISTEN
(23:00:45) Cleo_Striden: TO
(23:00:45) Cleo_Striden: ME
(23:01:00) Tabasco: lol Li has her impersonation of me perfected
(23:01:00) Cleo_Striden: thats Rhe <4
(23:01:01) JBCG: HEY I'M RHE AND I ENFORCE THE CHAT RULES
(23:01:18) Slausher: Can I make a character who's a hot babe, but can't cook pie in the kitchen?
(23:01:25) Tophu: I CAN SENSE AN IMPOSTER! J-RHE-CG DOES NOT HAVE A GREEN NAME

(14:27:25) Slausher: because some races are just awkward to think about
(14:27:31) Slausher: like Gorons
(14:27:35) Karubin: not to mention the fact that it is only in very very very very few cases that members of two different species can actually breed
(14:27:38) Slausher: Do they even have females?
(14:27:55) Cleo_Striden: No
(14:28:01) Karubin: and when it is, said offspring are, um, sterile
(14:28:08) Slausher: So how do they reproduce?
(14:28:11) Cleo_Striden: Gorons are unisex and only define themselves by what they wear
(14:28:35) Cleo_Striden: Idk Eddy
(14:28:43) Slausher: See?
(14:28:46) Slausher: too creepy to think abouti
(14:28:58) Slausher: The scariest thing to me in Majoras Mask
(14:29:01) Slausher: was the Goron baby
(14:29:18) Zeolus: lol
(14:29:58) The_Sheikah: lol
(14:30:24) The_Sheikah: yeah.. they are kinda freaky.. i'm guessing they infuse a boulder with a spirit or something an dit becomes a young Goron?
(14:30:43) Cleo_Striden: yeah, definitely no sex going on
(14:30:46) Slausher: my theory is that they crap each other out
(14:30:52) Slausher: after eating enough rocks
(14:30:55) The_Sheikah: Oh not this again!
(14:31:04) Cleo_Striden: LOL
(14:31:10) Slausher: I'm gonna make this canon, watch me

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(10:02:31) Nighthawk: ...
(10:02:35) Nighthawk: EFFFFFFF
(10:46:01) ChatBot: Gordreg logs into the Chat.
(10:46:17) Nighthawk: hello Mark
(10:56:30) ChatBot: The_Master_Plan logs into the Chat.
(10:56:50) Nighthawk: hi hi
(10:57:03) The_Master_Plan: i got banned from 4chan for 2 days ;_;
(10:57:13) Nighthawk: o.O
(10:57:22) Nighthawk: what did you do?
(10:57:47) ChatBot: Cleo_Striden logs into the Chat.
(10:57:47) The_Master_Plan: it said that i used /b/ retardedness on other boards
(10:57:57) Nighthawk: hey Li
(10:57:58) Cleo_Striden: BOOM
(10:58:06) Nighthawk: and that seems...kinda strange for you
(10:58:09) The_Master_Plan: it was probably a bad joke that i made on /h/
(10:58:12) Cleo_Striden: This chat exploded out of no where
(10:58:19) Nighthawk: xD
(10:58:21) Gordreg: Hoy Nighthawk, hoy Calv, hoy TmP, hoy Li!
(10:58:28) The_Master_Plan: hoy!
(10:58:28) Cleo_Striden: Did yall vote today?!
(10:58:29) Cleo_Striden: http://roleplaying.top-site-list​.com/vote366.html
(10:58:44) Nighthawk: mhm
(10:58:57) Nighthawk: Zeo was on last night...but he didn't post...;-;
(10:59:23) Cleo_Striden: lol
(10:59:28) Cleo_Striden: pressure him harder
(10:59:42) Nighthawk: I wasn't on when he was on
(11:04:28) Cleo_Striden: oh
(11:04:37) Cleo_Striden: stop stalking his profile
(11:04:42) ChatBot: JBCG logs into the Chat.
(11:04:51) Karubin: Hi Jordan.
(11:05:05) Nighthawk: wasn't stalking his profile
(11:05:17) JBCG: Ohai
(11:05:25) JBCG: I'm gonna post in goats today.
(11:05:27) Gordreg: Howdoo
(11:05:36) Nighthawk: (06:54:43) ChatBot: Zeolus has been logged out (Timeout).
(11:05:36) Cleo_Striden: whoo
(11:24:18) JBCG: ...
(11:24:38) JBCG: Would it be "the sun shined bright" or "the sun shone bright"
(11:24:44) JBCG: *brightly
(11:25:13) Gordreg: shone, I think. Not certain.
(11:25:30) Nighthawk: shined, I believe
(11:26:28) JBCG: ...
(11:26:41) ChatBot: JBCG rolls 1d2 and gets 1.
(11:26:46) JBCG: K, shone.
(11:28:39) ChatBot: Tophu logs into the Chat.
(11:28:49) Karubin: Hi.
(11:28:54) JBCG: CHRIS
(11:28:54) Nighthawk: hello Chris

(11:33:34) JBCG: The purple shark enemy.
(11:33:47) JBCG: Or even PH/ST Gyorg.
(11:33:51) Nighthawk: I think that was the one he wanted, but the staff rejected it for some reason
(11:33:57) Nighthawk: the WW one
(11:33:57) Gordreg: Even the first time it happened, I didn't mean it to.
(11:34:25) Gordreg: I was running the thread, and then an Idiot poster suddenly pulls out Bongo bongo on us. >_<
(11:34:44) JBCG: ...
(11:34:47) Nighthawk: wasn't he the one that argued for like, six pages about how there were different Jap weapons in OoT?
(11:34:58) Tophu: yeah i remember that Gord
(11:35:03) Tophu: I don't remember who did that, though...
(11:35:06) JBCG: Li
(11:35:09) Tophu: was it that one like, xcyzd or whatever?
(11:35:10) JBCG: Oh, wait...
(11:35:14) JBCG: She's at lunch.
(11:35:27) Nighthawk: xD, can't pick on her if she's not here, Jordan
(11:35:35) Gordreg: Yeah. The one who'd have been banned well before it if he'd tried anythign like that these days.
(11:35:44) Tophu: lol
(11:35:50) Nighthawk: was that on the previous forum?
(11:35:51) JBCG: No, I was gonna tell her what I was planning for my goats post.
(11:36:20) Tophu: i remember he tried to make it all dramatic with his character dying... and then coming back to life. and saying for those TWO seconds someone was checking his pulse his heart had stopped... but then it magically started working again...
(11:36:37) Gordreg: >_<
(11:36:45) Nighthawk: ...whaaaaa?
(11:36:46) The_Master_Plan: eff yeah
(11:36:48) The_Master_Plan: surf harp
(11:36:51) JBCG: im gunnas beerng bukk gannderf firm teh daed nd his ginna steeel al eth gotes!
(11:36:54) Nighthawk: way to be cliche'd there?
(11:36:57) The_Master_Plan: SUCK IT LINK'S AWAKENING
(11:37:28) The_Master_Plan: and then pikachu's tears brought him back to life
(11:37:35) Karubin: from stone
(11:37:46) Nighthawk: HA, I remember Pokemon: The First Movie
(11:37:47) Gordreg: And his sudden desision to have learned everything about the temple from Impa. And the time that he randomly teleported himself into a completely different plane of existance for no good reason whatsoever.
(11:37:51) JBCG: Psh, it wasn't just Pikachu's.
(11:38:00) JBCG: It was all of their tears.
(11:38:02) Gordreg: The guy was a complete and utter tard.
(11:38:07) Nighthawk: only thing good about the movie was the soundtrack
(11:38:11) The_Master_Plan: ***** yearh getting the flippers in link's awakening increases the stuff you can do by like a bajillion percent
(11:38:28) The_Master_Plan: there are a lot of rivers and stuff
(11:38:33) The_Master_Plan: now i can swim EVERYWHERE
(11:38:41) JBCG: YAY WILL
(11:38:41) Nighthawk: almost too many rivers in LA
(11:38:53) JBCG: Grr
(11:38:59) JBCG: I want to replay Pikmin...
(11:39:37) Tophu: haha he teleported himself into a completely different plane of existence? how the ***** did he manage that?
(11:39:48) Karubin: I'm lost in face shrine atm will
(11:39:59) The_Master_Plan: HAHA CALVIN YOU SUCK
(11:40:06) The_Master_Plan: jk.
(11:40:07) Nighthawk: I can't even figure out how to get over there....
(11:40:29) Gordreg throws a Purple Pikmin at JBCG
(11:41:29) Nighthawk stuffs a White Pikmin down Jordan's throat
(11:41:47) JBCG: ...
(11:41:54) JBCG: Fail.
(11:42:01) JBCG: Neither of them were in Pikmin.
(11:42:06) JBCG: The sequel, yes.
(11:42:11) JBCG: But the original, no.
(11:42:22) JBCG: Failure of the epicth degree.
(11:42:24) Nighthawk: ...stuffs a Snagret down Jordan's throat
(11:42:42) JBCG: Psh, that's fine.
(11:42:46) JBCG: I have no gag reflex.
(11:42:53) Karubin: ewwwww
(11:43:04) JBCG: And besided, a Snagret would be about the size of a banana.
(11:43:18) Nighthawk shoves Emporor Bulblax down Jordan's throat
(11:43:20) JBCG: I can swallow it whole.
(11:43:29) JBCG: ...
(11:43:39) JBCG: Not if you can't spell it properly/
(11:43:42) JBCG: *.
(11:43:50) Nighthawk: actually, I should have shoved Empress Bulblax down your throat
(11:44:37) Gordreg shoves Captain Olimar and a Red Onion full of Pikmin in his ear
(11:46:00) JBCG feeds Zach Smoky Progg.
(11:54:36) Cleo_Striden: o.o
(11:55:01) Nighthawk: HAWT HAWT HAWT HAAAAAAAAAAW
(11:55:09) JBCG: LI
(11:55:17) Cleo_Striden: Haii
(11:55:20) JBCG: DID YOU SEE WHAT I'M DOING FOR GOATS?!?
(11:55:25) Cleo_Striden: No more shoving things anywhere
(11:55:30) Cleo_Striden: and no I did not
(11:55:31) JBCG: Otay
(11:55:33) JBCG: im gunnas beerng bukk gannderf firm teh daed nd his ginna steeel al eth gotes!
(11:55:36) Nighthawk: ...
(11:55:49) Cleo_Striden: YESSSS
(11:55:50) Cleo_Striden: DO EEET
(11:55:55) Cleo_Striden: GORD LOVES THAT STUFF
(11:56:03) Cleo_Striden: HE LOVES WHEN WE DO SUPER CREATE THINGS WITH THE CANNONS!
(11:56:48) JBCG: nd den Vatee ish ginna shoe upp dna dere gunn fite
(11:57:18) Cleo_Striden: oohhhhh
(11:57:20) Cleo_Striden: even better
(11:57:31) Cleo_Striden: when you mix up the games
(11:57:36) Cleo_Striden: Kyle is going to love it too
(11:57:53) JBCG: dear gunn fite oavr de gotas
(11:57:56) Gordreg: And we'll drop an escape pod containing two droids in the Gerudo desert. How fun!
(11:58:08) JBCG: nd wee haz 2 stip demz
(11:58:17) Tophu: one of the goats should be bowser in disguise!!
(11:58:59) Cleo_Striden: YEAAAA
(11:59:07) Cleo_Striden: oh man oh man oh man
(11:59:11) Cleo_Striden: I can't wait for this post!
(12:00:57) JBCG: ash wuz sittin on a pony wen GANNONDORF SHOED UP ZOMG!!!
"ALL YOUR GOATS ARE BELONG TO US!"
ash wuz liek "WHAT YOU SAY?"
(12:01:13) JBCG: den VAATEE SHOED UP!!!
(12:01:43) JBCG: n he wuz liek "NUUU! DOSE GOTES IS MINE!"
(12:01:58) JBCG: Nd den day faught
(12:02:17) JBCG: ND DEY FLUUUDDEED HIROOLE!
(12:03:29) JBCG: n 1 f da gotes evolved in2 BOWZER
(12:03:54) JBCG: ND DEN RIDLY SHOED UP
(12:04:19) JBCG: N DEY ALL TEMED UP 2 STEEEL DA GOTES
(12:04:48) JBCG: BUT DEN ASHREON SENT OUT MEWTWO
(12:05:00) JBCG: AND HE BEATED THEM
(12:05:10) JBCG: ND SAVED HIROOLE
(12:05:24) JBCG: ND AL DA GOTES
(12:06:38) Tophu: hahaha
(12:06:45) Nighthawk claps
(12:06:59) Tophu: ***** hyrule, i was mainly concerned about the goats
(12:07:38) Cleo_Striden: lol
(12:07:41) JBCG: And then Jordan was burned at the stake for the atrocity he created.
(12:07:43) JBCG: THE END
(12:07:56) Gordreg cheers
(12:08:01) Tophu: yaaay!

(16:56:23) Slausher: Sharptail has action, romance, comedy, horror
(16:56:29) Slausher: anything you can ask for in a story ;)
(16:56:59) Karubin: (except entertainment)

(00:04:55) JBCG: TROLL
(00:05:00) JBCG: THERE'S A TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
(00:05:04) JBCG: ...
(00:05:09) JBCG: Just thought you ought to know
(00:05:13) JBCG faints

(01:52:41) Tabasco: ill talk to you soon
(01:53:09) zeldaaddict: last time I heard that I got into some trouble
(01:53:27) zeldaaddict: or punished for something rather
(01:53:29) Tabasco: ???
(01:53:40) zeldaaddict: "I'll talk to you soon"
(01:53:50) Tabasco: lol yikes!
(01:53:52) Tabasco: whyfor?
(01:54:12) zeldaaddict: don't remember
(01:54:21) zeldaaddict: ago*
(01:54:28) zeldaaddict: ...
(01:54:31) zeldaaddict: chat ate my message
(01:54:38) zeldaaddict: was a few years ago
(01:54:40) Tabasco: ):
(01:54:43) Tabasco: LOL
(01:54:50) Tabasco: how random
(01:54:54) Tabasco: go to bed ZA
(01:54:59) zeldaaddict: this chat frustrates me
(01:55:00) zeldaaddict: was a few years ag
(01:55:07) zeldaaddict: !!!
(01:55:09) zeldaaddict: not funny
(01:55:10) Tabasco: ....
(01:55:11) Tabasco: LOL
(01:55:14) Tabasco: THE MISSING MESSAGE
(01:55:23) Tabasco: WTF!

(22:30:26) Slausher: So like
(22:30:34) Slausher: There was once this blind little girl
(22:30:43) Slausher: and one night her parents told her they got her this magic cream
(22:30:49) Slausher: that if she were to rub on her eyelids before going to bed
(22:30:56) Slausher: she'd wake up the next morning able to see
(22:31:12) Slausher: so the girl did so before bed, waiting excitedly the next morning
(22:31:17) Slausher: but when she woke up, she was still blind
(22:31:22) Slausher: and began crying
(22:31:26) Slausher: her parents then came into her room
(22:31:35) Slausher: and yelled 'APRIL FOOLS'
(22:31:52) Seraph: Another heart warming story
(22:31:52) zeldaaddict: thats terrible
(22:32:16) Slausher: and this is why I can't have kids

(13:14:10) Karubin: I saw a panda the other day which was sexier than you
(13:14:15) Karubin: just sayin
(13:14:24) Karubin: shouldn't advertise yourself if you can't live up to it
(13:14:33) Karubin: (It was in a zoo.)
(13:14:39) zeldaaddict: I knew calvin was a furry

(18:19:22) Karubin: I'm watching hand puppet fox incest

(18:51:04) Karubin: I feel like I should be doing more with this opportunity
(18:51:19) Karubin: first time I've had the house to myself overnight
(18:51:30) Tabasco: Hotbox it
(18:51:35) Karubin: mmm no
(18:51:50) Tabasco: Hawaaaaiiian hotbox?
(18:52:00) Tabasco: Order pizza
(18:52:10) Tabasco: Order 50 Pizzas
(18:52:25) Tabasco: Break shit with a baseball bat
(18:52:29) Tabasco: get hammered
(18:52:43) Tabasco: puke on the front lawn
(18:52:47) Dogma: What the hell are you talking about?
(18:53:11) Tabasco: Telling Calvin how to have a good time whilst he's home alone
(18:53:15) Karubin: I was thinking like...wanking more

(21:50:00) zeldaaddict: me and eddy are oompa loompas