Neera stood in the midst of a storm of clothing, scarves and undergarments that all belonged to Corn hanging from her horns, her three digited hands tossing out more things from the deep chest whose flopped over lid she stood in, the hefty build of the thing easily supporting her minuet weight. Seafoam eyes shone at the simple pleasure of rummaging through al of them, three colours of paint adorning her mouth, streaks of running down the side of her face and staining her hands, in turn making a blotch of red transfer to near everything she touched, the empty tube lay somewhere behind her, crushed so that the cosmetic inside had gushed through the opening.
With a bleat of triumph, she held up the gown plundered from a passing duchess, watching it sparkle for a moment before holding it close to a body that was immensely smaller than it, smearing violet, red and crimson across the crystals that emblazoned the entirety of it, the harsh edges drawing blood in faint streaks across her face. But she didn’t mind, she slipped her body inside of the gown, she held it close to herself and jumped to the floor, bursts of happy laughter escaping as she rushed over to the large mirror, grabbing one of the Princess’ spare tiaras as she went, hanging it around the base of one of her horn.
“Maih Gushness!! Iah muustest beetttyyyfouh leedy innalandah!!” she whispered to herself, twirling one in the mirror once, before an immensely strong hand gripping her thin arm and brought her to a stop. The bells on her wrist snapped free and fell the floor with what seemed like an ear shattering cascade.
Cornelia’s face was a mask of pure fury. With a simple motion, she swung the pink-furred ‘blin into the mirror, the glass merely cobwebbing with the insignificant impact of the Jester’s form against it. The Moblin swung her again, this time harder, the thick reflective surface refusing to shatter. With a snarl she hurled Neera like a toy across the room into the very chest she had gotten into, a sickening crack breaking the hush with the suddenness and brevity of a deku nut, the low moaning of one in pain following afterward. It continued for a mere few moments before receding like the temporary blindness after a flash from the aforementioned nut, a dark silence that bristled with tension filled the void, joined soon by the grizzly legato of huffing breathes that rose the moblin’s chest and drained the red from her face.
“Tissun ell
mine, turpid enimal. Yu net gun meke me luuk turpid. YU LISSEN ME,” her scream broke the daze the miniblin was in and Neera rose unsteadily to her hooves amidst the content of the chest, her brilliant eyes filled with sadness, her left horn hung askew, neatly broken three fourths of the way down, hanging on only by a bit of the outer layer. Yet, Cornelia did not relent. “Yu gun cum wiffin me, and yu gun ‘uction tem uff, and yu gun meke Wizrubes ‘eppy.”
Neera merely whispered in disbelief, from the corner of her eyes seeing the horde of mini and bokoblins that the Princess had summoned with a clang of a bell as they scurried about the place, making it orderly and right once again, taking away the mirror, and even snipping the broken part of her horn from her head and putting a golden cap over where it had been and wiping her face clean of makeup. “Ishda no weey fouah Leedy gonact…. No weey fouah Leedy gonact… No weey… Fouah Leedy…”
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The ‘blin guards, upon reaching the auction site on the far side of the Fort turned the soon to be slaves over to a single pair of shaman. Their wicked smiles mirrored the feel the smell of charred wood created as it pervaded all of ones senses, spurring the sickening anticipation of what was to occur, in turn churning one’s stomach into a frothing frenzy, bile many a times having spilt forth from the orifices of past captives, but the two were adept at their ritual now, and such a thing would not happen. Their guttural incantations wove their way through each of the captives’ mind, the same way that the heavy incense that fumed from atop their staves filled their lungs, stealing away their breath and consciousness in a matter of seconds.
They were transported to the holding pin by a single Big Blin, the same fellow who an hour or so later, brought them to the small auctioning stadium one by one.
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The open-air ring was bereft on nearly everything that would normally typify something as a stadium. In reality, the four seats immediately in front of the ramshackle podium were all that existed, aside from the holding pin and the ring of logs that separated all of the three features.
Yet, Neera normally thought it to be the grandest thing in the world, not caring that her audience was composed of usually three or less individuals, one of which she lived with. Rather, the bemused murmurs of the Wizzrobes or the high shrieking laugh of the Labrynnan envoy or the occasional chuckle of a Gerudo warrior who rarely inhabited the final seat meant all the rupees in the Kingdom to her, even if they were nothing compared to her Castle Town crowd., to have such a varied and exclusive audience was intensely amusing to her.
“Hawdoo, Iah Leedy Neera!” Silence, so she jingled the two remaining bells on her ankles and smiled deviously. “Dees esh da gud beeshd, Iah seey. Ooseey da soe!”
With a flourish of her pitchfork, she motioned for the first captive to be brought in, and the bidding started.
It was a Hylian male from the last batch brought in, and the Envoy bought him easily without fight from the Moblin Princess or the Wizzrobe, he had been handsome enough, and if the Gerudo had been present, perhaps she hadn’t have gotten him for so cheap.
Most of the former batch went to the Envoy actually, and Neera found the lack of bidding to be rather unexciting. However, the introduction of the unique Zora changed the atmosphere quite a bit, as Cornelia and the Wizzrobe fought for the better of ten minuets, the woman’s price reaching upward of two thousand rupees. However, it was the Wizzrobe, with its much larger coffer, that won her.
The Wizzrobe also outbid the other two on the pair of Gerudo, fought hard to get the pink-haired girl (which the Envoy fancied for a handmaiden), and the entire rest of their shipment it also purchased. Cornelia was furious that she had not gotten to keep but two of the slaves from the previous batch on one hand, and on the other pleased that she had made well over fifteen thousand rupees from today’s auction alone, enough so that she had forgotten Neera’s transgression and sought her out after saying her farewells to the Envy and the Wizzrobe.
Yet, when she returned to her tent, she did not find the miniblin. Nor did she find her spare tiara, three tubes of lipstick, a favourite ring and her spectacles. Roaring with fury, she ran throughout the entirety of the fort, and sent out countless search parties, but the Jester was nowhere to be found.
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The Wizzrobe stood looking at its sedated bounty, its beak parted in a grin and eyes glowing a pleased yellow. With a simple wave of its wand, the newly made slaves dissolved into a mere collection of sparkling motes that then vanished from existence, leaving the holding pin they had inhabited mere moments before to appear in the land where their fate resided, a land in which they would become monstrous parody of themselves.
With a lingering look of disdain at the ‘blin behind it, the Wizzrobe then too returned to the Stone Tower.
((Continued in:
The Confined Life))